Glory is fleeting. Obscurity is forever. -Napoleon
This page will someday become the most comprehensive resource for Bryce Anderson-related information on the planet!!! In the meantime, this is what I've slapped together.
There's not much about me that is really essential for everyone who meets me to know. In fact, I'll bet I can cover it in less than a paragraph:
Do not expose Bryce Anderson to open flame, extreme variations in temperature or pressure, or sudden blows. Avoid bringing Bryce Anderson in contact with high levels of radiation, extremely reactive chemicals, or fatty foods. If you follow these simple guidelines, Bryce has an operational lifespan of about eighty years.You will notice that these guidelines can be generalized to many other members of the human race. So everyone play nice.
Official Photos of Bryce Anderson: Me in a pickle suit!
Pictures of my girlfriend
Chapter 1: The Early Years.
Chapter 2: Under construction
Chapter 3: Also under construction
Chapter 4: Still under construction
Chapter 5: Permanently under construction
Other chapters forthcoming approximately five weeks after pigs learn to fly